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helgatwb ([personal profile] helgatwb) wrote2015-10-19 10:21 pm

Letter to the Editor: Demifiction

This letter appeared in the New Orleans Clarion-Picayune, a few days after the incident in [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith's poem "Berettaflies". It is also a response to [personal profile] dialecticdreamer's demifiction: Lab Cooperating With Police Investigation.

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Dear Sir or Madam:

I am wondering what exactly is being done to find and punish the perpetrator of the incident with the so-called "berettaflies"? I see a lot of smoke being blown about who's not responsible, and who is helping whom, which is important, but a significant percentage of your readers want to know who is responsible, and what is being done to find and punish the miscreant(s).

I have one thing to say to the person or persons responsible for this mess: "Bless your hearts!"

A Concerned Reader


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For those of you not in the know, 'bless your/his/her/their heart(s)' is NOT a blessing, or a positive message. It is, in fact, a polite, genteel, Southern way of saying: 'fuck you and the horse you rode in on'.

That is, in Southern Louisiana and Texas. It can be used as a blessing, but context and tone of voice is important. It is also a way of saying you hope that they become better people, implying both that they need to do so, and that it would take a miracle for that to happen.

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